I am supposed to be cleaning my apartment. Maybe I should eat some bananas to get me started..
Unrelated, you think? Nu-uh.. I swear (and I have google to back me up) BANANAS MAKE YOU SUPER ENERGETIC, HAPPY AND BASICALLY HIGH. One night, I ate alot of bananas and I ended up vacuuming, doing 2 loads of laundry, washed all my dishes, prepared lunch-box for the next day and then still had all this energy in me that I just danced alone in my apartment. Yea, sounds kinda sad, but it was kinda fun. Anyways, why was I eating all these bananas in one day? Well, I'll have to rewind back to a couple weeks back.
This was how it all started:
Nicole and I decided to go on a diet. *yep* It was a diet she found off the internet which supposedly cleanses you and flushes out all toxins. Which probably isn't true because you can drink coffee and eat meat. Anyways, we began the diet on Monday. The diet also claims that you will lose 10-17 pounds in 7 days. And today is day 6 and supposedly I should be visibly slimmer. Which didn't really happen. So this diet sucks. Okay, maybe I cheated a little. Once. Okay....a few times. But who doesn't?? Everybody cheats. But that's besides the point.
The point I was trying to make before you interrupted with all that guilt-tripping and accusations is that, Day 4 was banana and milk day. We could eat up to 8 bananas, 4 glasses of milk and as much vegetables as you like. So I ate alot of bananas. Partly also the bananas sitting in my apartment were attracting fruitflies like crazy so I had no choice but to eat them.
So back to now. I should be cleaning my apartment because my mother is coming tomorrow. But I'm tired. I'm tired because today we went to Suwon to see a fortress. And when we finally got there, we realize the fortress is closed. OOPS. I guess nobody decided to check that. And then we came back and I was starving and Day 6 of diet is all you can eat beef and vegetables. So we went to an all you can eat korean BBQ where I ate lots of beef and also pork. Ooops.
Maybe this diet really does work but I've just cheated too many times. Last night I drank alcohol. It just started with once innocent glass of wine and I told myself, one glass won't hurt. I didn't eat much for dinner. We're not supposed to drink alcohol on the diet.... gosh! 7 days and I couldn't even do it! Am I an alcoholic? But I didn't have any alcohol last week......
These things all contribute to my tiredness but the major culprit was the Eclipse movie. Yep, Jamie the Edward/Bella/Twilight hating fan watched Eclipse. I don't know why I keep doing this to myself. It's almost as if I enjoy putting myself through misery. I know I don't like it. I know I can't stand it. Yet I've seen all three of them movies. And I've even read two of the books. WHY? Maybe I'm mentally twisted.
The whole movie, I could not help noticing how Edward's lips twitch and he hisses alot. Bella's hairline is all screwed up. Edward has a big butt and a gut. Ew. Jacob was the closest thing to acting I saw. He's also always half naked. Bella is also a mega slut. Oh and Edward believes if you have sex before you're married, you lose your soul. And then Victoria died so easily there was no point in making a movie out of it.
But worst of all, there were more men in the cinema theatre than there were women. WHAT?!?
A random fact to make this post even more random : Today, I saw a bra shop called Body Pops. Lingerie for places that pop. HAHA And they sold training bras. I found that amusing and proceeded to take a photo only to realize I didn't have my memory card in it. And I actually charged my camera too. Oops.
Okay..I should clean my apartment. I don't have anything more to tell. Well, I could, but I don't think you'd want to read about all that boring stuff (I'm assuming you find whatever I write extremely exciting and interesting - because I do). And tomorrow is Day 7 of my diet. I'll let you know if I wake up tomorrow miraculously 17 pounds skinnier. Which I wouldn't even know anyway because I don't own a weighing scale.. I don't feel like anything's changed but I like to hope for the best. Maybe it really will happen. I will wake up and look like a supermodel. Hell yea!
